Louie, Louie
You know the tune; click for the lyrics.
Loonie Louie
She came from retirement to run,
And have gov’rmint in the sun.
She played her hidden, cynical game
So Barrieland would stay the same.
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
Related to a much respected senator,
She claimed to be a fearless auditor.
Like a righteous ol’ schoolmarm,
She said she’d do citizens no harm.
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
She had new rules for you & new rules for me,
But playing by her own rules was not to be.
Now she’s just a nervous slammer
Of her little wooden hammer.
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
In school she taught Davy Crockett,
Now she’s just in Barrie’s pocket.
They revile you now, Louweasel
With your tacky Playskool easel.
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
You claimed you’d work for the folks;
It was the first of your nasty jokes.
I’m a rock star now, I need security;
But the people see you with anger and pity
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
She thinks she’s got a pipeline to the truth,
But could raise millions in a dunking booth.
Shake yer bony finger all you like;
Throttle the people and control the mike
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
It is repugnant and really scary,
To see you as a marionette of Barrie.
Mikey was really terrible, it’s true;
But he’s met his match in you.
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
While campaigning you spieled baloney;
Now all Delmarva knows you’re a phony.
Roberts’ Rules? C’mon who needs them?
Now Louweasel rules and won’t heed them.
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
Tardy audit, rising taxes; could it be worse?
You bet now Louweasel rules the purse.
Your ego trip and power play,
Have run their course; it’s a new day.
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
Shake yer bony finger all you like;
Throttle the people and control the mike.
Now throughout our Pleasant Land.
The people’s chorus sounds so grand!
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
Loonie Louie
You gotta go now
Go now!!
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She is not related to a famous senator. “Mr. Smith goes to Washington” starring Jimmy Stewart was not a biography.