Q: The Old Salisbury Mall will be demolished?
A:
1.     On the ‘Twelfth of Never’
2.     When the ‘Swallows Come Home To Capistrano’
3.     When the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl
4.     When the Chicago Cubs win The World Series
5.     When the city can address a letter correctly
6.     To make way for the 2068 Olympics
7.     When Barrie’s Christmas parade convertible is paid off
8.     ‘When I’m 64′
9.     When Mike Dunn follows Roberts Rules of Order
10. When the Starship Enterprise returns to Earth
11. When city council members can request agenda items by e-mail
12. When the ‘Big One’ hits OC
13. When the Police Chief lives in the county
14. When the last portable classroom leaves Wicomico County
15. At the end of the world
16. By Chuck Norris
17. Some other equally unlikely date
Which do you think it will be?   Share your pick with us. Order by number, please.
Now come for a swim in our demolition pool contest: Guess one specific date when the actual demo will begin. Only one (1) entry per respondent e-address, and entries close at midnight January 7th, 2006.
Closest guess wins a brick from the Old Mall; second place is two bricks, and so on. Just like summer camp, everyone can be a winner. In case of a tie, first correct response in wins. For Auld Lang Syne, Council members can specify the store and department their bricks come from. Odds of winning, and quantity of bricks you win determined by closeness of your guess and how long you live.
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Or “until the cow jumps over the moon”
I want to win lots of bricks so I can finish off my patio, so I vote the mall will be demolished on May 16, 20l5, which is the date the next appeal by citizens on the latest rezoning is finally completed.